Unblogged September

Verily I say unto thee we happen upon that time for considering things being noteworthy but which forsooth I have not described otherwise.


Sunday 6
We’re six days into the month and the fact that this is the first entry shows just how much I’ve been trying to get done. Why is it that senior professionals, who should know better, are totally unable to plan ahead? And they then expect other people to jump to and dig them out of the shit. They seem to forget that “a lack of planning on your part does not constitute a crisis on mine”. Not for the first time I despair of them. I’ve now just about got back to where I should have been this time last week – not that I stand a lot of chance of getting anything done this coming week as the diary keeps getting clogged up.


Monday 7
What a curious day. First we both had mid-morning appointments with Lee, the osteopath. Part of my treatment involved dry needling (see here to find out about it; it isn’t acupuncture) to try to free up my back. N reckoned that I had 22 acupuncture needles in various parts of my back. Before this Lee had spent quite some time trying to remove N’s left shoulder.
Rather than going home we then went for early lunch at Toulous in Bushey Heath; it’s a really good, and quite busy café. We both indulged in their full English breakfast, which is amongst the very best I’ve ever had and not outrageously expensive.
N then had a quick trip round the two nearby charity shops, while I spent a couple of hours sitting on a bench taking photos – like this exemplary piece of parking.red car badly parkedThen it was a 100 metre walk to the dentist where we both had check-ups and hygienist appointments. While N got stung for a filling, I had two very tiny, 1x3mm, shards of tooth removed from my gum – they were obviously left over from the surgery last autumn and had worked their way out; very curious!
So having left home just after 09:00 we got back just after 17:00; and at least £500 poorer.


Tuesday 8
A nice rainy day (at last!); what one of our Irish friends called a “soft day”, which is what it was like when we buried my father. And in great contrast to Saturday 8 September 1979, the day upon which we got married. That’s 47 years – and we still don’t know how we’ve done it!


Thursday 10
We both had one of “those days”. I ended the day more stressed and pissed off than I started.


Friday 11
Another day of unremitting obstruction by the universe. Can I get anything completed? Not a chance. And yet more work comes in: “You may not have time to do this but …”. Then why ask me? Gah!


Saturday 12
Disappointingly not many of us at this morning’s patient group meeting, but some useful discussion nonetheless. Did I, as intended, get the minutes written this afternoon? No, of course not as I went to sleep!


Sunday 13
The gardener cometh? Nay, the gardener feeleth not well, and verily cometh not. I didn’t mind too much as it gave me a chance to catch up a bit; like write the minutes of yesterday’s meeting, and get some urgent updates to the literary society website finally online. Oh, and we had a small amount of rain!


Tuesday 15
Something is very wrong! I actually had a day buggering around and not doing anything work-like. It’s just as tiring though.


Thursday 17
Oh bugger! I’ve put my back out. Properly. Unusually it is the left side of the sacro-iliac, whereas the old injury was to the right side. And I can’t get an osteopath appointment until next Tuesday. Meanwhile I’m even less mobile than normal.
Earlier in the day Tilly was lying on my desk, obstructing work, and I happened to catch this enormous yawn.tabby and white cat lying upside down and yawningThose teeth are remarkable for a 13 year old cat.


Friday 18
So N had to take Tilly to the vet on her own this morning; my back just wouldn’t. And then we had a possible attack on the literary society email accounts which mopped up several hours, to both deal with it and calm down the inevitable panics. All in all, not a good day.


Tuesday 22
What a crap few days. I’ve been very down and depressed largely I think because of my back – although it has eased a lot over the last 48 hours, and today’s trip to the osteopath has made a big difference; I actually feel reasonably comfortable again. It’ll get another wrench on Friday, which will hopefully settle it completely. Oh and Lee’s going for the record with the dry needling; he got to 24 in my back today.


Wednesday 23
Last evening, and I wasn’t able to photograph it, off to the west (maybe SW) of us there was cloud which looked furrowed, just like a ploughed field. I’ve never seen it before and had to go and look it up. It turns out to be altocumulus undulatus. It was just like in this image from BBC.furrowed cloudIt was clear over us and started a little way off, stretching away to the horizon, and much wider than in this image. Really spectacular.


Friday 25
Another totally disrupted day. Supermarket delivery this morning. A trip to the doctors for a blood test at lunchtime. And the this afternoon a trip to the osteopath, in which Lee broke the record with 34 needles in my back and legs. Well while we’re at it we may as well bugger up the whole day. But why are these things so disruptive? I get nothing done in between them.


Saturday 26
Just after lunch, some good discussion on today’s literary society social call. Although we usually only just manage double figures, they’re worth doing as it is an opportunity for those who can’t make events to keep in touch. And after that … I went to sleep!


Sunday 27
Oh well now there’s a surprise! Heathrow Airport reckon that planning and regulatory issues might delay their third runway by up to four years. So if they get planning permission by 2029 the third runway might open by 2039 (not accounting for slippage). This is excellent. Long-term readers will know my view on air travel and Heathrow. The longer everything is delayed, the greater the chance someone will come to their senses and scrap the whole appalling idea. Although given what’s happened with HS2, I wouldn’t hold my breath.


Wednesday 30
Well what do you know? We ended the month with some rain. Not a lot, about a 30 minute (certainly under an hour) shower this morning. Unfortunately not enough to make much difference. But at least the skies haven’t forgotten how to rain – I was beginning to wonder. This was followed by a lovely sunny afternoon.


September’s Monthly Links

Once more we come to the time for this month’s selection of links to articles you may have missed. As always we start with the heavy science stuff (so feel free to skip it) and gently wind down from there.


Science, Technology, Natural World

WTF? Saturn has an enormous decagon at its south pole – as well as a hexagon at the north pole. How? Why?

Researchers have now mapped every neuron in the brain of a fly (above).

Aedes aegypti, a tropical mosquito the vector for spreading various tropical diseases, has been found breeding in east London.

It’s always been a puzzle how “early birds” got airborne. Scientists have now found the solution.

In Bolivia scientists have discovered an unknown species of small cat (below) – the first in over 100 years. This report from the Guardian an this from Scientific American [££££].

So why does your cat headbutt you? [££££]

Eyes are amazing. They can do many things which even our modern digital cameras can’t.

Here’s Isa Grant on another mystery: What forensic science says about spontaneous human combustion, and does it make sense?

What would happen if the Yellowstone supervolcano erupted? Would it mean the end of life as we know it?


Health, Medicine

Drug chemist Derek Lowe looks a some more (unexpected) positive effects of vaccines.

And from there it’s all the way down to …


History, Archaeology, Anthropology

There is an argument that civilisation is very much older than we think.

But then there is an awful lot we don’t know … like how to decipher the message on this 4000-year old disc (above).

Meanwhile over on Londonist, Matt Brown puts together the relationships between various Anglo-Saxon queens.

So just where is King Harold buried? It may, as is thought, be at Waltham Abbey (below). I like to think it is Waltham Abbey as this is very close to my childhood home. But there is no proof one way or the other.

The medievals suffered from infertility too. So what did they do about it?

Aphra Behn is often overlooked as the first professional female playwright in the 17th-century playwright, but in her day she was a celebrity.


London

Here’s Matt Brown’s latest instalment of colouring John Rocque’s 1746 map of London. This time we’re taken to Rotherhithe.

In much the same breath, Matt Brown takes a look at Soho’s street names …

… and he also takes a trip to the City of London Cemetery.


Lifestyle, Personal Development, Beliefs

Many of us are quietly rebelling against the never-ending rise of constant tracking: an app for this; a login for that. Everything is being tracked and monetised to make business a quick buck.


Shock, Horror, Ha ha ha!

And finally it’s time for this year’s Ig Nobel prizes – awarded for research which first makes people laugh, but then think.


Street Photography

A couple of days ago, I spotted an article on Substack which asked Is Street Photography Weird?.

I found myself agreeing with most of what the author was saying.

Now street photography is something I do. Wherever I am, if I have a camera on me – sadly not as often as I would like, due to sheer practicality – I’m always on the look out for a picture.

If I’m in a car (passenger seat, of course, as I don’t drive) I’m trying to watch what is approaching. If I’m somewhere I can stop and wait, even sit on a bench, I’m people-watching. All with an eye for a picture. Just people going about their ordinary life, looking interesting or unusual, or things in amusing juxtapositions.

It is catching candid images in the hope that they’re going to work, rather than having to controlled environment of a studio or similar. That’s why I like it; I can’t be doing with the poncing about with studio setups etc.

It’s candid photography. You’re mostly catching people off their guard, usually unaware they’ve been spotted. And for me that’s the point. I don’t much care if whoever I’m photographing sees me, although if they do I’ll often drop the camera rather than risk embarrassing them. Of course, because you’re often taking “grab shots” you do tend to get a high ratio of unusable images; that’s all part of the game, and much more sustainable now with digital cameras.

In 40-odd years of snatching candid street images, I’ve been challenged only twice; and one of them was by a policeman who I reminded that I was doing nothing illegal, with which he had to agree.

So, yes, street photography is rather weird. And just to prove it here’s a random selection of images from my back list. Enjoy.

Monthly Quotations for September

And so we arrive at this month’s collection of recently encountered quotes …


Imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops.
[unknown]


You should not be afraid of someone who has a library and reads many books; you should fear someone who has only one book; and he considers it sacred, but he has never read it.
[Friedrich Nietzsche]


Sometimes I like to run naked in the moonlight and the wind, on a little trail behind our house, when the honeysuckle blooms. It’s a feeling of freedom, so close to God and nature.
[Dolly Parton]


Young wenches … gett upon a Table-board, and then gather-up their knees & their coates with their hands as high as they can, and then they wabble to and fro with their Buttocks as if they were kneading of Dowgh with their Arses.
[John Aubrey (1626-1697)]


In the old ignorant times before woomen were Readers ye history was handed downe from mother to daughter, &c.
[John Aubrey (1626-1697)]


The most pleasant of all outward pastimes is … to make pretty progress, a merry journey now and then with some good companions, to visit friends, see Cities, Castles, Towns, to see the pleasant fields, the crystal fountains, and take the gentle air amongst the mountains.
[Robert Burton; The Anatomy of Melancholy (1621)]


There are only two options: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are frightening.
[Carl Sagan]


September Quiz Answers

Here are the answers to this month’s six quiz questions. If in doubt, all should be able to be easily verified online.

Classical & Ancient World

  1. In Greek mythology, who is the muse of sacred poetry? Polyhymnia
  2. What Roman holiday held from 17 to 23 December had a large influence on how Christmas was celebrated? Saturnalia
  3. What ancient wonder was located in the city of Alexandria in Egypt? Pharos, the Lighthouse of Alexandria
  4. What’s the name of the paradise warriors go to after death? Valhalla
  5. Anubis, the Ancient Egyptian God of Death, had the head of what? Jackal
  6. What is the title of the classic Greek epic attributed to Homer, telling the story of the Trojan War? The Iliad

Answers were correct when questions were compiled in late 2025.

This Month’s Poem

Hiawatha’s Photographing (opening)
Lewis Carroll

From his shoulder Hiawatha
Took the camera of rosewood,
Made of sliding, folding rosewood;
Neatly put it all together.
In its case it lay compactly,
Folded into nearly nothing;

But he opened out the hinges,
Pushed and pulled the joints and hinges,
Till it looked all squares and oblongs,
Like a complicated figure
In the Second Book of Euclid.

Find this poem online at My Poetic Side