Monthly Quotes

Here is February’s collection of recently encountered quotes …


Calling swimming outdoors “wild swimming” is a bit like calling lawn mowing “wild vacuuming”.
[Tom Cox, Substack]


Books and conversations aren’t just tokens to be processed efficiently by our eyes and ears. They are journeys in thinking and experiencing. Journeys that can bring the serendipity and struggle of deeper understanding.
[Adam Kucharski]


One day this summer [1936] I was riding through Letchworth when the bus stopped and two dreadful-looking old men got on to it. They were both about sixty, both very short, pink and chubby, and both hatless. One of them was obscenely bald, the other had long grey hair bobbed in the Lloyd George style. They were dressed in pistachio-coloured shirts and khaki shorts into which their huge bottoms were crammed so tightly that you could study every dimple. Their appearance created a mild stir of horror on the top of the bus. The man next to me, a commercial traveller I should say, glanced at me, at them, and back again to me, and murmured, “Socialists”, as who should say, “Red Indians”. He was probably right – the ILP [Independent Labour Party] were holding their summer school at Letchworth. But the point is that to him, as an ordinary man, a crank meant a Socialist and a Socialist meant a crank.
[George Orwell; The Road to Wigan Pier]


Furthermore, because God created it, “The Human body can remain nude and uncovered and preserve its splendour and its beauty”.
[Pope John Paul Il]


When asked what heralds actually do, I usually produce the rough and ready reply: “We design coats of arms, trace family trees and dress up as playing cards twice a year”.
[Patric Dickinson; The Oldie; 23/09/2022; https://www.theoldie.co.uk/blog/what-does-a-herald-do-by-patric-dickinson-1]


The fact is that a mere training in one or more of the exact sciences, even combined with very high gifts, is no guarantee of a humane or sceptical outlook. The physicists of half a dozen great nations, all feverishly working away at the atom bomb, are a demonstration of this.
[George Orwell; Tribune; October 1945]


The problem for most people isn’t a lack of organisation. The problem is having too much stuff to manage.
[Julianna Poplin]


People frequently underrate how inefficient things are in practically any domain, and how frequently these inefficiencies are reducible to bottlenecks caused by humans being human.
[David Oks]


We need a government that can hold two truths at once: the immediate, visible urgencies (cost of living, housing, NHS waits) and the structural shifts already transforming what “work” and “opportunity” mean. These aren’t competing priorities … they’re the same priority seen from two distances.
[Martha Lane Fox]


Herd immunity does not require everyone to he immune to the disease in order for the whole population to be protected. By vaccinating enough people, the chain of transmission can be broken, and the disease stopped in its tracks.
[Prof. Kit Yates]


So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.
[unknown]


February Quiz Answers

Here are the answers to this month’s six quiz questions. If in doubt, all should be able to be easily verified online.

Biology

  1. What is the biggest cat species in the world? Siberian Tiger
  2. What is the world’s fastest bird? Peregrine falcon
  3. What is the process by which plants convert sunlight to energy? Photosynthesis
  4. How many eyes does a bee have? Five
  5. How many bones does a shark have? None (a shark’s skeleton is made entirely of cartilage)
  6. What colours are flamingos born? Grey

Answers were correct when questions were compiled in late 2025.

This Month’s Poem

A Touch of Nature
Thomas Bailey Aldrich

When first the crocus thrusts its points of gold
Up through the still snow-drifted garden mould,
And folded green things in dim woods unclose
Their crinkled spears, a sudden tremor goes
Into my veins and makes me kith and Ice
To every wild-born thing that thrills and blows.
Sitting beside this crumbling sea-coal fire,
Here in the city’s ceaseless roar and din,
Far from the brambly paths I used to know,
Far from the rustling brooks that slip and shine
Where the Neponset alders take their glow,
I share the tremulous sense of bud and briar
And inarticulate ardors of the vine.

Find this poem online at All Poetry

On Spiteful Sniping

I’m heartily sick of the media. The entire media. All they appear to do is to snipe spitefully (often without much apparent evidence) at those in power, with the aim only of getting them out of office. There is little or no regard for actual policies or what our leaders are genuinely and reasonably trying to do. Instead it is all about personal smears, and stirring up hatred, to undermine positions.

If the UK media manage to get Kier Starmer – or any member of the government – out of office it will be as a result of a spiteful, vitriolic smear campaign, and not because of the government’s policies and attempts at reform.

By all means criticise the government’s (or indeed anyone’s – it isn’t just government, but anyone with any power/influence) policies and attempts at reform. That’s how democracy should work. Then allow the electorate decide.

Yes, of course people make mistakes and errors of judgement. Find me someone who hasn’t. That is not something which warrants vitriolic, hateful, smear campaigns – nothing justifies such. We must allow people to acknowledge their errors, learn from them, and move on. Doing so will allow people to develop with compassion, and without trauma; we’ll stop wasting time and emotional energy; and we’ll make a lot more progress in a more peaceful, relaxed and thoughtful world.

So stop the spite and the vitriol.

Just shut the fuck up and let people get on with their jobs.

Parakeets

These birds are ridiculous! This morning, about 09:15, we had a garden full of ring-neck parakeets (Psittacula krameri from Northern India): 26 of them sitting about the trees and on the almost empty feeders; in the rain. And that’s the ones I could see! And it wasn’t just parakeets, the full count was at least:

  • 26 Ring-neck Parakeets
  • 2 Magpies
  • 2 Woodpigeons
  • at least 1 Squirrel
  • and an uncountable number of various species of tit (blue tit, great tit and maybe some coal tit).

Here’s a quick photo of some of them (taken through a dirty window) to prove the point – I can count 22 in this photo! [Click the image for a larger view.]

lots of green parakeets sitting in a tree

I know many people don’t like these parakeets: they’re an alien invader, prolific, noisy, and supposedly keep the smaller birds off food supplies. However we love having them around. No, they’re not native. Yes, they’re noisy. But they are comically acrobatic. And judging by our garden observations they certainly don’t deter the smaller birds – if anything is guilty of that it’s the squirrels.

There’s lots more on these parakeets on the Natural History Museum website. Let’s celebrate them as a colourful and fun addition to our environment.

February Quiz Questions

Each month we’re posing six pub quiz style questions, with a different subject each month.
As always, they’re designed to be tricky but not impossible, so it’s unlikely everyone will know all the answers – just have a bit of fun.

Biology

  1. What is the biggest cat species in the world?
  2. What is the world’s fastest bird?
  3. What is the process by which plants convert sunlight to energy?
  4. How many eyes does a bee have?
  5. How many bones does a shark have?
  6. What colours are flamingos born?

Answers will be posted in 2 weeks time.

February 1926

Our look at some of the significant happenings 100 years ago this month.


1. Death. Theodosius of Skopje, Bulgaria Orthodox religious leader and saint (b.1846)

2. Birth. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing, President of France (d.2020)

9. Birth. Garret FitzGerald, Irish lawyer, politician, and 7th Taoiseach of Ireland (d.2011)

10. Birth. Danny Blanchflower, Northern Irish footballer, football manager (d.1993)

11. Birth. Paul Bocuse, French chef (d.2018)

14. Death. John Jacob Bausch, German-born American optician, co-founder of Bausch & Lomb (b.1830)

16. Birth. John Schlesinger, British film director (d.2003)

22. Birth. Kenneth Williams, English actor (d.1988)

Kenneth Williams

25. Francisco Franco becomes General in Spain.